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About pyoobez: Where to begin? I was born on a late August night, back in 1983 in Central Pennsylvania. I was born just a few minutes past midnight, which probably explains the fact that I’m most comfortable when it’s late out. I grew up in a neighborhood in the outskirts of a decent sized town (about 10k people) until I was fourteen. Actually, a year or two after my family moved, they got city water to replace the wells and septic mounds. Anyway, in April of ’98, my family and I moved roughly thirty miles or so from the city limits into the country, where I spent the next seven or so years. Luckily, I had some good friends to hang with me to keep from going insane and a general store a mile or so away where I could always grab some sodas, something to eat and movies to rent. As much as I didn’t care for living there when I did, I miss it sometimes. Everything was more carefree as I could burn trash whenever I wanted and watch the fire, go into the woods and shoot crows, etc. It was definitely peaceful too and my neighbors were far enough away. Anyway, I graduated in high school in 2001 and basically did nothing of note because the area was dead. Finally, in October of 2005, I relocated with my family to the beautiful and historic Sunbury (aka Stuntbury), the home away from home of one Thomas Edison and the first city to have electricity. Random Crap: Height: 5’9" Weight: 115lbs. (damn high metabolism) Cap Size: 7 1/4 Favorite Soda: Cherry Coke (although I’m a cola connoisseur and try any and all sodas, minus diets) Favorite Drink: Jagermeister Favorite Mixed Drink: Jagermeister & Coke Favorite Beer: Yuengling Lager Favorite Food: Hot Sausage w/ peppers and onions and Boiled & Browned Potatoes.

Location: Sunbury Pennsylvania

Hobbies: Writing (short stories mostly), Smoking (cigarettes and cigars), Drinking (mostly Jagermeister and Yuengling Lager), Colas (I loves me some soda), Freestyling, Cooking (mostly meat... insert gay joke here), Pro-Wrestling (although I don’t talk about it much, anymore, or watch quite as much), Socialism (and to a lesser extent Communism), Pranking (of course), Compu-Graphics (when I’m feeling artistic... I do draw and sketch on occassion, but I’m rarely in the mood to do anything that looks decent), Fixing Stuff (I just got into it over the past few years, but I’ve managed to fix a few things up from a broken toilet paper dispenser (I jammed a disposable razor handle in it and melted it with a razor) to a CD player (although I don’t mess with the electronics), to reupholstering my compu-chair with old clothes to simple stuff like tightening screws on drawer handles or door knobs.)

Favorite Music: Hip Hop... Aftermath/Shady/G-Unit, 2 Pac, Snoop, Ice Cube, Xzibit, Tha Alkaholiks, Will Smith/Fresh Prince, Jay-Z, Nas, Ludacris, Joe Budden, Atmosphere), Bloodhound Gang (hed) pe, KMFDM, George Thorogood & The Destroyers, KISS Bad Ronald, Phunk Junkeez, Richard Cheese, Rob Zombikowski, Union Underground, mash-ups (some of ’em, mostly the well produced ones... Stayin’ Alive In Da Club, Sweet Home Country Grammer, 99 Luft Problems), Crazy Town, Primer 55, and some other stuff.

Favorite Movies: Reservoir Dogs, Clockwork Orange, Office Space, Escape from New York and L.A., the Dirty Harry movies, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, Smoke and Blue in the Face (and anything else with Keital in it), Tree’s Lounge (and anything else with Buscemi), Taxi Driver, Scarface, Goodfellas, Spawn (the HBO cartoon movie series was better), Star Wars (mainly the original 3 in their original form and especially the first two), Planet of the Apes, 1990’s-2000’s indy flicks (The Opportunists, Tree’s Lounge, The Hollywood Sign, UHF, and about anything distributed through Miramax), Anything Kung Fu (Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Sonny Chiba, etc. and especially the 70’s ones like Blood of the Dragon, Five Deadly Venoms, Master of the Flying Guillotine, etc.), Anything 50’s or 60’s Monster Related (Godzilla, The X From Outer Space, Really weird/crappy movies (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Billy the Kid vs Dracula, Jesse James Meets the Daughter of Frankenstein, etc.), Cult Classics (Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Flash Gordon, Death Race 2000), Old School B-Movies (Cherry 2000, The Abominal Dr. Phibes, Dr. Phibes Rises Again), Movies from my Childhood (Goonies, Howard the Duck, Bad New Bears, Radio Flyer, Super Mario Bros., Neverending Story, etc.), Troma Movies (Toxic Avenger, Class of Nukem High, etc.), Action movies (Shaft, Tango ’n Cash, Terminator, Soldier, Foxy Brown), Seduction Cinema (softcore spoofs w/ Misty Mundae... Lord of the G-Strings, Playmate of the Apes, Spider-Babe, Gladiator Eroticvs) Encino Man, Bio-Dome, old school movie serials (Flash Gordon, Radar Men From The Moon, etc.), Documentaries (Super Size Me, Bowling for Columbine, Dogtown and Z-Boys) So yeah... basically anything except romances, romantic comedies, westerns or war movies (although, there are a few exceptions in each category)

Favorite TV Shows: Late Night with Conan O’Brien, My Name Is Earl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel, Simpsons, Family Guy, Jeopardy, WWE Raw, Wrestling Society X, Bam’s Unholy Union... a lot of the other shows I watch aren’t on anymore or just in syndication (A-Team, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Sealab 2021, That 70’s Show, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air). I also enjoy old school cartoons and watch VH1 Classic a good bit.

Favorite Books: Autobiographies are all I really read book-wise. It doesn’t matter who it is, as long as they interest me. If I’m lucky, I read maybe one a year.

Last Visit: Jan 26, 2009 1:21 a.m.

Total Visits: 636 days

Time Online: 923 hrs 26 mins

Member Level: 34

Site Ranking: 245

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Member Since: Jun 15, 2005

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TecnoDestructo	TecnoDestructo - Oct 15, 2007 weasel’s gonna break your leggs if you dont cough up them eggpoints

AtlJoker	AtlJoker - Mar 17, 2007 Stop betting! You’re making me bet and lose.

Dboi	Dboi - Mar 08, 2007 This guy is a brilliant member! 5*!

President	President - Mar 07, 2007 Pwns nubs

AtlJoker	AtlJoker - Feb 17, 2007 Nice mix of musik.

BurcS	BurcS - Feb 15, 2007 Pyoobez knows his sports.

	- Mar 17, 2006 pyoobez goes to walmart!

Clegg	Clegg - Dec 18, 2005 Wow, I weigh more then Pyoobez, and I thought my metabolisim was high! I weigh like 144 and Im 16, but Im skinny as hell to dude! This man knows how good Jager is!

Clegg	Clegg - Nov 26, 2005 Pyoobez made my pubes into a neat looking star, my girlfreind wants you to shave her too!

TecnoDestructo	TecnoDestructo - Jul 29, 2005 i wish i would have gotten that advise a week ago "dont shave your nuts its not worth it"

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