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(97 votes) Published: Mar 06, 2006 9:21 p.m. In 5 Favorites Lists Viewed 364 times
Warning/Disclaimer: Some if not most of these ideas came from friends or overheard other people talking. This said there is a high risk that subjects you to failure (the ideas may not work or work properly) and perhaps even injury in the creating of one of these. This said, take heed and a warning: I here under no circumstances am under a “NO responsibility” rule. If you are hurt while trying one of these, tough break brother/sister, I’m not at fault. Thanks again for reading and I hope you enjoy.
A Hodgepodge Part 1
Idea #1
The Experiment
A good friend explained to me a perhaps genius way of using flint besides from using it’s sparks. The theory is that heating flint until it is red hot then throwing it (before it explodes on you) it will explode on impact. Still in beta and testing; I thought it would be an interesting idea to think about and perhaps try and get back to me on.
Idea #2
Backyard Boom
Using a funnel empty an axe spray bottle into a water bottle. Axe spray contains the following: Alcohol, Butane, Hydro-fluorocarbon and other chemicals. These are the most flammable. (FYI: Hydro-fluorocarbon is used as a plane propellant). When you fill it up with axe, stick the quick fuse (see Idea #3) on and you have yourself a backyard-boom... or fire/pyrotechnics show. No guarantee’s it will ‘explode’, but I will guarantee a good time.
Idea #3
The Quick Fuse
This is very easy and takes very little time to use. Take any string and saturate it into white-out. Whiteout is very flammable and makes it burn at a good 2 inches per second (depending on how thick the string is). It’s best used with thick string and 20 minutes after saturated.
Idea #4
Funny Quotes
While writing this I had the TV going and was watching shows like Joe Dirt and Comedy Central Presents and some of Anchorman. I just put the ones that I cracked up at; if you don’t like it… skip this and don’t be such a pussy about it.
‘Wanna fight? Stick your head up my butt and fight for air’ –Joe Dirt
‘I ate a lava lamp! It didn’t taste like lava…’ –Anchorman
‘Whale fat burns, right? So doesn’t that mean that fat people are more subject to random burnings’ –My brother
‘Attention; this just in. Recent experiments prove that Cats and Duct Tape do NOT, I repeat, do NOT go well together... I know… this was a big shock to me too.’ –Me
‘I gots the poo on me!’ –Joe Dirt
Idea #5
Tennis Ball Bomb Resolution
Not enough match heads? Not enough time? Here’s your answer mate. All you need is instead of a tennis ball, is a ping pong ball, ~500 match heads, and a couple other goodies.
Well, I had a firecracker with a fuse missing. So I opened it up and extracted everything inside of it (saltpeter or potassium nitrate), along with some poppers… I was bored. Finally if it’s not full (it should be ¾ or way more) just fill it up with the axe spray.. just for the hell of it. FYI: For the people who DON’T know this, ping-pong balls are very flammable, therefore it adds to the ‘joy’.
Idea #6
The Weed Pen
Got weed at school and those pesky sniffing dogs are getting closer and closer to your locker? You’re in luck. My friend told me of a genius pen idea:
Take a Bic or any other non-clear pens (they can’t be the clicky ones). Empty out the ink cartridge and fill her on up with that reefer. Here’s the trick of it all; use mint gum to plug all holes or unscrew able pieces that air or smell might come out of. According to my friend, the gum throws off the dogs. If anyone has tried it, get back to me and tell me if it worked.
Idea #7
Whiteboard Prank
Like most classes they use those white boards with the Expo markers to teach. Quite frankly I can’t stand listening to a boring teacher and that squeak noise just makes it worse. If your class only has the white board and no chalk board (Some schools have not evolved passed those stupid chalk boards), then bring some permanent markers or sharpies and wait after school. Sneak back into class and draw all over the board, if you don’t want to have class the next day; draw diagonal lines parallel to each other at about 1-2 inches apart. It may take a while, but it’s SOO worth it the next day when everyone comes in laughing their asses off.
Idea #8
Car Wreckage
The way to seriously fuck up a car’s externals is to take multiple Snapple bottles or Sobe bottles and fill them ¾ full of water. Then take a few large pieces of Dry Ice shake it up, put the cap back on and toss it under the car. Then RUN! Glass shards are NOT fun to take out of a limb or a face. I don’t know if this would fit, but try it: Get to the part in which you put the cap back on, but this time instead of throwing it under the car, fit it into the muffler. That’d be fun.
Idea #9
The Bat Fetchered Trick
YOU CATCH A BAT WITH YOUR TEETH FOR POINTS!!
J/K If you watch Mad TV, you’d get it.
Idea #10
10 Things to do when bored in class
-Engage in an interesting conversation with yourself
-Arm-wrestle yourself and lose
-Sit next to someone you really don’t know, and then act around them like you’ve known them your entire life
-Whenever the teacher asks for a volunteer raise your hand, then when and if he picks you, don’t do it or act like he didn’t pick you
-Make a big deal out of nothing. A paper cut, then scream. Made a grammatical mistake, yell your heart out. Etc...
-Read a very very interesting book, but make sure it’s upside down
-Talk really really loud, and when the teacher asks why you’re talking or talking so loud, say “I CAN’T CONTROL THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!!!!!”
-Take one hand, and make a fist. Make a cup with the other hand, as if you were going to shake some ones hand. Then hit the bottom of your fist to the center of your hand. Sounds like you’re wankin’ off. Now, do that under the table until you attract attention, then act all embarrassed.
-Head bang
Idea #11
Pissing off the teacher
Something you would not expect your teacher to get really mad at, but guess what? It works! Take post it notes, lots of them. Write the object you’re sticking them on and post them on everything. Like if you were to post it onto a computer. It would say computer on it. Post it on all the desks, the walls, the floor(s), pens, papers, you, your friends, stuff around the class room. When your teacher gets mad, act like you have autism:
A normal sentence: “This class sucks major ass”
Autism Sentence: “Oo-h ahh lass cks mjor ahh zz” Make sure to sound retarded as well
Hard to understand, no?
I suggest doing this when you have a substitute or new teacher. If the teacher already knows your speak normally, then you’re busted.
Idea #12
Television + Tin Foil
Some may know this, but it’s actually quite unknown. Take a TV which you don’t mind smelling like burnt plastic for a week and completely 100% cover it top to bottom with tin foil. Leave 1 place uncovered; the sensor for the remote, if it’s a cheapo TV then cover everything but the ‘ON’ button. And take a good few steps back, and perhaps even take it to the backyard. Turn it on and watch the show erupt in sparks and perhaps flames! It’s a show to remember. This should be done preferably at night so you can see the sparks or flames.
Idea #13
Disproving the Sharpie Bomb
Sharpies may have flammable ink and they may smell really good… really... really good…yeah… But that does NOT mean they can be used as a bomb. I’ve taken them and lit the tip, and the only thing that happens is it burns down slowly smelling bad. I may be missing pieces of the instructions to the bomb, so if I am fill me in via email or PM.
Idea #14
The Travisty
http://www.thetravisty.com/GI_Joe_Parodies.php Check out all the GI Joe Parodies, because they are the greatest thing since sliced bread.
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Well, that’s all I can think of! So I hope you enjoyed please rate me fairly and take into consideration this is my first egg. If you have any comments or suggestions for any of these please feel free to post up... not like I can stop you people anyway. These are all hand written by me during school or at work.
If you like this and I get a lot of good ratings, I’ll start the ’Hodgepodge Part 2’
Mar 06, 2006 10:27 pm - The epn thing will probobly work because the dogs always search when everyones in class and they dont usually search people. Plus, you could just put a joint in the pens and sell them as is, it looks like your just giving them a pen, and you can color code it, red for chron, etc.
Mar 07, 2006 9:09 pm - Thanks everyone!
Oh, and buddy, I never said "After it burns or explodes, run up and breath it all in or else the experiment won’t work and you’ll lose your left ear and a thumb.."
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