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The easiest way to pass a drug test.
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(79 votes)
Published: Jan 03, 2008 6:22 p.m.
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Ok so my parents have been randomly drug testing me for about a year every 2 months or so. And it becomes quite a pain in the ass seeing as how being grounded 2 weeks every two months is a lot. So i have come up with a simple solution.

MATERIALS:
-"Clean" urine
-One large Poland Spring water bottle with the nozzle top caps.
-One small Poland Spring water bottle (not the normal size ones but the miniature ones i do not know how many ounces however.

Procedure:
Ok so first off you need to have a clean urine sample. This means that you could not have smoked or been around any marijuana for the last 6-10 days depending on how much you smoked. It is just a rumor that it takes a month, i know from multiple experiences. ( I’m not sure about the Doctor’s Tests as this egg is intended for the Cheap ass CVS brand THC tests.
[/img]http://www.rondak.org/Images/hospitals/urine%20cup.jpeg

Next you need to put the clean urine in a small poland spring bottle[This Member can not display images, they need to upgrade Member Level]http://whyfiles.org/177bottle_water/images/poland_sm.jpg

When you are approached by whoever it is that is testing you to immediatly take the test claim that you currently do not need to piss just to prepare ( although it is very usefull to have this done ahead of time) go to wherever you are keeping the small bottle with the nozzle top and urine and put it between your legs right beneath your testicles. NOTE: it is very important that the bottle is small so that you can walk normal and it cannot be seen and that you do not keep a lot of urine in the bottle so that you do not hear it swishing around. Now my father stays in the room to make sure i’m not using someone else’s urine sample and that where this comes in handy. Take the test tube and unzip your pants. Aim the nozzle top into the tube through your zipper and allow the urine to enter the sample. You have just succesfully passed a urine test. One complication is the fact that urine is very warm so it helps to delay the test and keep the bottle between your legs to warm it up.

NOTE: I do not condone using any illegal substance of any kind for recreational use. This is only for those who fear that being around marijuana smoke will cause them to fail ( even though thats impossible so i guess happy blazing!

ANOTHER NOTE: This is not a drug egg it is a drug test avoidance egg. 		 
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-SAR-
Jan 03, 2008 6:23 pm -
Really sorry about the pic problems guys i cant figure it out. Let me know how instead of flaming me plz.


Shploits
Jan 03, 2008 6:31 pm -
You can’t edit your egg, put pics in comments if they’re really necessary.

[This Member can not display images, they need to upgrade Member Level]
Put your pics link inbetween them.


Shploits
Jan 03, 2008 6:31 pm -
You can\\’t edit your egg, put pics in comments if they\\’re really necessary.

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Take out the asterisks.


Shploits
Jan 03, 2008 6:33 pm -
PS too many eggs on passing drug tests; use the search next time.

0*

You can feel free to delete these comments so your pics are closer to the egg though.


Triggaman_518_x
Jan 03, 2008 7:55 pm -
3* I do not smoke only drink. I voted 3* because it is a good idea but the pics are fucked. Nevermind I’ll vote 4*


easyj-7057
Jan 03, 2008 8:09 pm -
5* from me. i liked it. simple. easy stuff to get a hold of


Inoyc
Jan 03, 2008 8:18 pm -
*4
Acid pwns.


Yipper
Jan 04, 2008 6:53 am -
not bad...
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