A good prank to play on anyone with an iPhone
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(61 votes)
Published: Oct 31, 2009 12:52 p.m.
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Hello dear readers,
This prank is perfect to play on anyone with an iPhone (or a Blackberry, or a landline, or even a car).
Basically, you start out with only a few supplies.
1. A hammer
2. A chainsaw
3. 12 eggs
4. 17 dollars
Now, sit down with your supplies and wait by a road or sidewalk where your target has been known to travel frequently. This will be an ambush prank.
As soon as you see them walk up toward you, hastily write an article on morality and ethics. Then, take your lighter and set that article on fire.
Throw it into the street to distract the target.
Now take this opportunity to start your chainsaw. Run into the street and yell, "I’m not obliged!!" while waving the chainsaw over your head.
While your target is struggling with the fight or flight reaction, take your eggs and throw them at the building next to you. Now your target is freaking out.
Now yell at the top of your lungs, "ARE YOU PROUD, FATHER?!!!" Then hail a cab and pay him the 17 dollars to take you home.
The next day, take the hammer and hit yourself over the head with it, so you won’t remember the incident. Why? Two words:
Plausible deniability. |
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 | Oct 31, 2009 2:25 pm -
You have got to be kidding.
This sucks. 0* |
 | Oct 31, 2009 3:08 pm -
Yeah: He is kidding but in a serious way Tommy_Boy. (I gave it a 5.) |
 | Oct 31, 2009 3:43 pm - You Suck!
You have been visited by the RELM!
This egg sucks s***! This is a WASTE of space. Get this crap outta here! Go ahed everyone, Rape this egg with 0*s! :p |
 | Oct 31, 2009 3:55 pm -
Omg....
This egg made me laugh soooo hard.
5* |
 | Oct 31, 2009 3:59 pm - ...
Congratulations sir. you made mountain dew spew forth from my nose. 5* |
 | Oct 31, 2009 4:28 pm -
Not too sure about this.
Joke or what.
3* |
| Oct 31, 2009 6:44 pm -
Ok, I’ll re-think this one.
BUT YOU GOTTA WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK! |
 | Oct 31, 2009 8:21 pm -
with out the hammer this is a pretty good idea also for the egg’s i would have another person throw the (chain saw’s can be heavy). 4*s |
 | Oct 31, 2009 10:12 pm -
bahahahaha |
 | Nov 01, 2009 1:49 am -
Lmao 5* |
 | Nov 01, 2009 12:17 pm -
Pudding! 5. |
 | Nov 01, 2009 12:47 pm -
Alright, people complain that eggs are becoming shittier and shittier. And now, something like this comes along and people 5 it?
Shouldn’t we be encouraging making GOOD eggs?
I don’t get it. This is making it worse. And people like it.
I don’t get it.
anyway, 0. |
 | Nov 03, 2009 8:20 am -
awesome. |
 | No 03, 2009 12:50 pm - Wow
I havent been on in quite awhile, this place has gone down hill immensly, I remember when an egg was something I could use, not a senseless nonrealistic pranks. I am disappointed, You should go read everything Jolly Roger wrote. Refer to the Anarchist Cookbook. Shi, put that in your pipe and smoke it. |
 | Nov 17, 2009 12:37 pm -
well i tried this and thanks to you i now have brain damage and i lost a friend, To top it all off i spent the night in jail but i now got me a lover, his name is bubba THANKS MUch 4* |
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