Do you know someone obsessed with the Australian Open?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:03 a.m. - Subject: Do you know someone obsessed with the Australian Open? |
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My sister is totally nuts about it. Every January she walks into the living room screaming to change it to the tennis. Well tonight is finals night and guess what, she is on the dishes (washing them that is). Unfortunately I am too.
So she comes down kicking and screaming (well not screaming just swearing) and rushes into the dishes. Midway through she has to stop and run back to the tv to see if it’s on yet. It wasn’t of course.
Bitch
So she gets back still swearing about how this doesn’t happen to me when i want to watch Mythbusters (It does, nearly every time, and I do the dishes by myself when it’s finished).
Anyway we finish and she sprints back to the tv (swearing) and a brilliant idea hits me like a truck.
I went around the side of the house and turned off the power at the power box!
She wasn’t really happy.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:10 a.m. - Subject: |
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my mom, she’s a tennis trainer
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'Cunt: the movie'
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Chemist At Play’s mum she’s a tennis trainer.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Chemist at plays mum is pretty busy.
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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What’s the deal with female tennis players’ nipples?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I just like watching the tennis.. Just for the "OH" and "OOH" and "UGH" and "BLAH" =D.. SEXY TIME!
I can hear them now...
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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nope i fucking hate it
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 2:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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wot about the dude with the small camera in his shoe lookin up chicks skirts
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 3:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck tennis. So boring. What would you rather watch? Tennis or evolution?
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 3:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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Those butch black Williams sisters...*Shudders.* Scary stuff.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 5:57 a.m. - Subject: |
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^lol they have bigger muscles than most guys
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BLOCKED, EXPIRES Feb 02, 2010
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 6:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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The only thing gayer than tennis is cricket.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 6:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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AND THE ONLY THING GAYER THEN CRICKET IS YOU ^^^^
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 6:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: AND THE ONLY THING GAYER THEN CRICKET IS YOU ^^^^
No I think what you were meant to say is " Banned"
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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maria sharapova......and yes my sisters also enjoy the tennis for some odd reason...
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