New Contest: Flame Skull Sticker (retail value=$3.99 US)
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2009 8:45 p.m. - Subject: New Contest: Flame Skull Sticker (retail value=$3.99 US) |
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This is a flame sticker 5"x6" from Independent Records.
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This contest is open to all ages (dupes and trolls not welcome). If I don’t know you or I think you’re a troll or dupe, I will disqualify you. I will ship to all countries so long as the post office doesn’t deem the product banned or taxed.
Rules:
Write a short story describing my life as you imagine it to be. You can make it close to what you think is reality or you make stuff up like that I’m a spy for space aliens. If I cannot decide myself which is best, I will decide by poll.
Contest Closes: Sunday November 1st Midnight system time.
Winner must promptly submit mailing address ASAP after winning to ensure prompt delivery. Do not enter this contest if you don’t want me to know your address or your parent will have fits if you get stuff from strangers in the mail.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2009 9:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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I drew this about you a long time ago
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2009 9:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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DB, if you write a story to go along with it, you’ll get extra consideration for the illustration! :)
So far, you are winning.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2009 9:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: So far, you are winning.
Its not hard when I’m the only person who’s done anything, but I don’t want to be entered. I was merely pointing out that I drew that a long time ago.
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 25, 2009 9:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think the next contest I hold will be one using illustration skills. Perhaps you will enter that one. I remember when you would make cool illustrations for people. I also remember when you were declared the Evil Duke of Dumpster Diving.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ll give you nudes for that sticker.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 2:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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Gimp sqeezes Leprechauns in a special juicer so that he can drink to power the Nuclear Power Plant that in turn Powers the super calculator in his mind so that he can rape unicorns with their own horns :D
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'Got Weasel?'
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 3:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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It was recently discovered that Gimp is, in fact, male!
Source: EJ
Send it to PO box 7 Australia thanks.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 4:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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It all started long long ago...(Starwars rolling writing)
It was a sunny day in Overlord-town, she woke up amongst a flurry of sexy primes.
After brushing them off she proceeded to brush her teeth with some graph paper. She got dressed in her favourite jumpsuit and went out to buy some whiskey.
After returning home and sipping from the bottle in her rocking chair with a shotgun beside her, she saw... an army of equations running towards her faster than she could answer them all!
“Oh woe is meeee” She shouted.
She grabbed her shotgun, loaded it with some number killing rounds and she never liked numbers again. (Untill she went back to bed!)
Then something much more interesting happened but cannot be repeated because it was so mindblowing you’d explode reading it.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 7:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Can I make a video story?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 8:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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Can we only enter once?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 11:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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The Gimp was born in the small rural town of Bumfuck, AK to a Lutheran preacher and a burlesque stripper. Her childhood was spent in poverty, and her tyrannical father beat the book into her as strongly as he pounded his pulpit. She worked odd jobs as a teenager, her acne discouraging most couples from hiring her on as a babysitter. It was during her summer job as a high school janitor that Ms. Emerita discovered her love for math. This occurred during a passionate tryst with the groundskeeper/math teacher.
Sadly, this love was not to be, and our precious Overlord was left bearing child on the side of a country road with a roll of quarter. She boldly trekked across our fair nation with her lovechild, proposing to all that her childs father was none other than Einstein himself. Whilst climbing over the Colorado Rockies, Gimp slipped and fell. Fearing for her the life of her child, she grabbed onto a tree branch during her descent. This stopped her fall, if only for a moment, and she gave birth right there in the nest of an eagle.
Surely, this child was the incarnation of both Jesus and Einstein, such was obvious. Gimp knew it, but sadly the child was consumed by the mother eagle and regurgitated to her offspring.
By that time the Overlord had already left, ensuring the safety of her child to the mother eagle. She settled in Eureka, OR to await the glorious return of her antichrist eagle child. She spends most of her days online, just killing time before the second coming.
Colin Fiat
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 11:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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I’ll take part in the next one, I love drawing.
Squiggle squiggle
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 11:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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I shall also participate in the drawing one! Squiggle squiggle also.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 1:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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I will write one, and mail it to you.
Won’t let any of you fuckers get any ideas.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 1:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Overlord was born a fairy princess in the faraway land of Mathmaticia, a place where faries do nothing all day but math (as the name would imply). One day she decided to take her skills to the real world and help free the people of their numetrical toils, thus gaining a soul. Alas when she arived she was simply placed in middle management job somewhere in North America, leaving her no closer to her goal...
With no way to return to her homeland Overlord joined the ratrace, using her wonderful tallents for less than minimum wage...wntil one day when a sand wizard created a strange website full of angsty teens and sad adults that nothing better to do than to waste their time calling each other "newfags". Overlord found that these sad mortals could use her gifts and slowly, one by one, she is able to help them with her mad math skills. It will take time, but her goal is now in sight...
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 5:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Can I make a video story?
Yes. Please do. The more you add to it (i.e. video, audio, illustration) the more it will stand out from the crowd.
Quote: Can we only enter once?
You can enter as many times as you like.
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 6:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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In an effort to pad his resume and make connections, Howard Doggett drove from his home in Pennsylvania to the SolidWorks Users covention in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Over the previous summer, he had been exercising more and looking better. Though he’s not Italian, he also got an impressive Guido suntan. His toned skin was tan everywhere, except for where the sun don’t shine. On one sunny day, Howard skipped the convention and went to the beach, and was inspired by the women he saw. They had removed their bikini tops to avoid tan lines on their backs. So Howard dug a hole in the sand, laid on his back, put a snorkel in his mouth for breathing, and buried himself in the trench. Only the snorkel and his untanned, flaccid penis, which he had coated with tanning lotion, were exposed on the surface of the sand.
At this time, The Overlord, who was attending a math conference at the same venue, happened by. She saw the penis in the sand, paused for a moment, and sighed. Then she wrote in her journal:
"When I was 5, I’d never heard of it. When I was 10, I was afraid of it. When I was 15, I was curious about it.
"When I was 25, I started to enjoy it. When I was 35, I craved it, and got it anytime I wanted. When I was 45, I wanted it more than I could get it.
"When I was 55, I was tired of it. When I was 65, I didn’t get it anymore, and didn’t miss it. When I was 75, I forgot about it.
"And now that I’m 85 and don’t need it, the damn things are GROWING WILD!"
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 7:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m sorry, but I have to break in here for a moment.....
^HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAA!
H-Dogg ftmfw. Made me LoL!
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'of the Universe'
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| Posted: Oct 26, 2009 7:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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That was pretty funny. The first time I heard it 20 years ago and when it wasn’t about me being 85. XD
bahahaha. ok, carry on.
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